I Just Got a Tweet from Kanye

...okay, not really. K.Wizzle is p.o.'d because his imposter is tweeting away and Twitter won't shut it down. Here's a little of what he had to say:

… WHY WOULD I USE TWITTER??? I ONLY BLOG 5 PERCENT OF WHAT I’M UP TO IN THE FIRST PLACE. ... I’M TOO BUSY ACTUALLY BUSY BEING CREATIVE MOST OF THE TIME AND IF I’M NOT AND I’M JUST LAYING ON A BEACH I WOULDN’T TELL THE WORLD. ... THE PEOPLE AT TWITTER KNOW I DON’T HAVE A **** TWITTER SO FOR THEM TO ALLOW SOMEONE TO POSE AS ME AND ACCUMULATE OVER A MILLION NAMES IS IRRESPONSIBLE AND DECEITFUL TO THERE FAITHFUL USERS. REPEAT… THE HEADS OF TWITTER KNEW I DIDN’T HAVE A TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO KNOW WHICH ACCOUNTS HAVE HIGH ACTIVITY ON THEM. IT’S A **** FARCE AND IT MAKES ME QUESTION WHAT OTHER SO CALLED CELEBRITY TWITTERS ARE ACTUALLY REAL OR FAKE. HEY TWITTER, TAKE THE SO CALLED KANYE WEST TWITTER DOWN NOW …. WHY? (here comes my favorite part)

… BECAUSE MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS LOUD!!!!!!!!!

I love Ye's over the top, extra drama. Luv, luv, luv.

Rumor Has It: Octo-Parents Jon & Kate Are Fakin' It For TV

Gettin' paid to pimp your kids must make this couple feel really good. Reports are that Jon & Kate are not really together anymore and are operating under a "special" contract. This is a travesty, and what's worse is that there are 8 kids who will be scarred by their parents' greed. Starring in a reality TV show should be off limits for families with young children.

(Go to the source to see the video of Kate's brother spilling the beans.)

Kevin's (Kate's brother) wife Jodi says everyone ignored the problems in the marriage to keep the show's ratings high. She says: "The show is not reality, and has not been for a long time. This is a train wreck."

What's in a Name Corey Blount?

You just can't make this stuff up. Just keep reading the news and the jokes write themselves.

Former first round draft pick and Chicago Bulls player Corey Blount was sentenced to a year on possession charges after being caught with 29 pounds of mary jane. Now I'm far from an authority on recreational cannibus use, but I'm pretty sure 29 lbs is more than enough to get you thru those back spasms.

Who knew that his gubment name would be his downfall.

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Jon & Kate + 8 - 1 x 15 yrs of child support + alimony = It's cheaper to keep her.

Talk about a bad decision. I don't care how bad it gets or how much you think you're in "different places", sometimes divorce is a very bad option. In the case of Octo-dad Jon Gosselin from the show "Jon & Kate Plus 8"...divorce will be very costly. He may want to re-evaluate his options.

(read full story here)

Wonderbras Unite!

After the scandal that erupted over Miss California, Carrie Prejean's choice to stand by her convictions during the Miss America pagent and the subsequent photos of her that were "leaked" to the media, Miss California has pledged that "from this day forward I promise I will use my naked breasts for good." (source)

As will I Carrie. As will I.

*a single tear fell*