You just can't make this stuff up. Just keep reading the news and the jokes write themselves.Former first round draft pick and Chicago Bulls player Corey Blount was sentenced to a year on possession charges after being caught with 29 pounds of mary jane. Now I'm far from an authority on recreational cannibus use, but I'm pretty sure 29 lbs is more than enough to get you thru those back spasms.
Who knew that his gubment name would be his downfall.
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