Hors d'oeuvres

Okay, I feel really guilty for not having posted anything for almost a week. I've been BUSY okayyy???!!!

Anyway, I wanted to give you a few things to snack on while I get myself together. Here's what's happening in the news:

Politics:

Barack's gonna paint the White House black.
Somebody needs to tell Hillary that the fat lady has sung.
John McCain was in Baton Rouge today (who knew?) and apparently Santa Clause was too.


Entertainment:

R.Kelly is probably going to jail.
Ed McMahon's house is in foreclosure.

That ought to hold you for a little bit. Holla atcha later!