UPDATE: Tia Mowry Gets Married

Tia Mowry (one half of twin actresses Tia & Tamera Mowry) married longtime beau, actor Cory Hardrict on Sunday, according to People.com.

Mowry and Hardrict, 28, were engaged on Christmas Day, 2006.

The two were married at the Four Seasons Resort the Biltmore Santa Barbara in front of 170 guests. Mowry walked down the aisle to a live performance by R&B singer Kenny Lattimore, who sang "For You." Of course, twin sister Tamera served as the maid of honor.

Congrats to the new couple!

50 Cent Has Beef with Alicia Keys?

Before I even read the article, my initial reaction was "Curtis, go sit down somewhere."

Let me give you a little background on this story. If you haven't heard by now, a couple of weeks ago, Alicia Keys did an interview for Blender Magazine where some statements that were 'reportedly' made by her were spun into a little controversy. There's now this 'conspiracy theorist' label that the media is trying to stick to Keys based on the comments made in the article. To check out the interview as reported in Blender, click here.

Now on the contrary, Keys has gone on record trying to clarify some of the statements she made to Blender concerning the introduction of gangsta rap by the government to convince black people to kill each other, the symbolism of an AK47 pendant around her neck, and also concerning the murders of Biggie (Notorious B.I.G.) and Tupac Shakur. According to Alicia's follow-up interview with Tom Joyner (click here for the audio interview), she was having a conversation with the reporter and discussing a wide range of topics, and the reporter misinterpreted what she was saying and printed some stuff out of context. Okay, whatever. Here's her statement:

"My comments about gangsta rap were in no way trying to suggest that the government is responsible for creating this genre of rap music. The point that I was trying to make was that the term was over sloganized by some of the media causing reactions that were not always positive," she said. "Many of the gangsta rap lyrics articulate the problems of the artists' experiences and I think all of us, including our leaders, could be doing more to address these problems including drugs, gang violence, crime, and other related social issues," the statement added. As for the AK-47 remark, Keys said that AK-47 is a nickname given to her by friends "as an acronym for Alicia Keys and a metaphor for wowing people with my music and performances, killing 'em dead on stage. The reference was in no way meant to have a literal, political or negative connotation." However, Blender magazine is standing by its article.

Fast forward to Friday. Rapper 50 Cent, who has nothing better to do than try to keep his name 'don't like Alicia Keys no more' because of the Blender Magazine article. As if the world is gonna stop and listen to who Curtis Jackson doesn't like.

"I don't like Alicia Keys no more though … the same reason why I said that I don't like Oprah Winfrey," 50 Cent toldThe Showbuzz. "I'm prejudice(d). I don't like people who don't like me....I fall into that 'label' as far as you considering artists creating 'Gangsta music,' we fall into that. "If she don't like that, (then) I don't like that classical music s--- she be doing. At some point she's playing some s--- that don't relate to me.

If that ain't the dumbest mess I've ever heard. Read this foolishness for yourself.

Curtis, I really mean it. We don't care what you think. GO SIT DOWN!

Michelle Obama on The Colbert Report

If you missed The Colbert Report on Tuesday when Michelle Obama was on, check out the clip below. It's about 7 minutes long, but it's an easy watch. Stephen Colbert is funny as usual and Mrs. Obama certainly holds her own. She is sharp!

Jada Pinkett Smith

Okay, this woman is beautiful for no reason. She's my other girl-crush (don't misunderstand, I know who I am, which is why I can acknowledge a beautiful woman without there being any closet issues).

I don't have anything in particular to tell you about her, I just wanted to post this picture because this is what I'm gonna look like after 2 kids!

This is a photo from 2006 (I think) that was on Essence.com.

All I can say is...Wow.

NFL Quarterback Steve 'Air' McNair Retires

After 13 seasons in the NFL, Steve McNair is hanging up his wristbands at the age of 35. McNair made the emotional announcement to his teammates on Thursday morning. The Baltimore Ravens QB started his career in 1995 with the Houston Oilers, but prior to that, he was the Heisman Trophy nominated quarterback for the SWAC's (Southwestern Athletic Conference) Alcorn State Braves.

My alma mater, Southern University, is also a part of the SWAC conference as well as several other HBCUs (Grambling, Prairie View, Texas Southern, Alabama St., Mississippi Valley, etc.). I had the privilege of watching McNair play on a few occasions in a heated rivalry between Southern and Alcorn St, during my freshman, sophmore and junior years.

A few memorable moments come to mind concerning the McNair/Southern U battles. First, I remember the game where Steve had a pulled hamstring (actually, he always seemed to be injured but was so dangerous whenever he stepped on the field) and still scrambled and threw for more yards than probably our whole offence combined. There was also the time at Alcorn where I was on the sidelines when the team came out. I can still picture it. Steve McNair walked past me on the sidelines and he had the largest hands that I have seen to this day. At a mere 5'5", I felt like a giant had just passed me by. At that moment he seemed larger than life. His QB skills were already legendary at that point in his career, so to have him pass by me and when I noticed how his hand seemed to wrap completely around the football, I *almost* had a rockstar moment. It was like seeing Prince holding is guitar or Michael Jackson in his glitter glove.

Lastly, the thing that I remember most about the Alcorn vs. SU game at SU, was the prayer that was given at the start of the game. The minister was from Alcorn and started off with a standard invocation, praying for safety for the teams, no injuries and good sportsmanship, but somewhere in the middle his prayer focus was solely on the visiting team when he said, "...and Lord, don't forget about Alcorn..." WTH?! Is he really standing in the press box at Southern University and A&M College in Baton Rouge asking God to choose our archrival Alcorn as the winner in our own stadium?! It was hilarious (at least to my boyfriend and I). That line became an ongoing joke for us for years.

Anyway, congrats on a great career. You have certainly made the SWAC proud! Thanks for a great rivalry.

Check out this video of the Top 10 McNair Moments.

Ladies and Gentlemen...Put Your Hands Together for The Pope!!!

...screaming, roaring crowd...shouts...cheers...tears...

music is booming thru the speakers...the tune sounds very familiar but doesn't seem too religious...wait, I know that voice *listening*

"P.O.P.E.B.E.N.E.D.C.T do you know what that means? P.O.P.E.B.E.N.E.D.C.T do you know what that means? He got his own house. He got his own car. Pray hard all day. Talking to God. You see the Pope (bow down), you see the Pope (bow down), you see the Pope (bow down), you see the Pope (bow down)."

OMG!!! It's Lil' Boosie hyping it up for the Pope! Spelling his name wrong and everything! This crowd is crazy...I need to be selling t-shirts!

LOL!! Okay, enough foolishness. Everybody knows by now that the Pope is a rockstar. He's in D.C. today doing a huge mass. 46,000 worshippers filled Washington Nationals stadium on a clear spring day and cheered Benedict as he arrived in a white popemobile, standing in the back and waving.

Pope Benedict XVI covered some tough issues in his address. He praised America as a land of opportunity and hope Thursday as he celebrated the first public Mass of his U.S. pilgrimage, but he lamented that the nation's promise fell short for Indians and blacks.

He turned to the clergy sex abuse scandal that rocked the American church, saying "no words of mine could describe the pain and harm inflicted by such abuse." He called for healing and reconciliation and assistance to the victims.

In an address to U.S. bishops Wednesday night at the Basilica of the National Shrine of the Immaculate Conception, Benedict called the scandal a "deep shame." He decried the "enormous pain" that communities have suffered from such "gravely immoral behavior." He also said the problem needs to be viewed in the wider context of secularism and the over-sexualization of America, and called for "a determined, collective response."

You tell 'em Benny.

Feds Want Judge to Give Maximum Penalty in Wesley Snipes Tax Case

Nino Brown might do some serious time. The brotha who single-handedly brought "black" back, is facing sentencing on three misdemeanor counts of failure to file federal tax returns.

Federal prosecutors Tuesday urged a Florida judge to sentence actor Wesley Snipes to three years in prison and fine him $5 million to demonstrate to taxpayers that refusal to pay income taxes carries severe penalties. Snipes is scheduled to be sentenced on April 24th.

"This case presents the court with a singular opportunity to deter tax fraud nationwide," the government said in its sentencing recommendation. Snipes had been charged with felony conspiracy counts for participating in a scheme that rejects the legal foundation of the tax system. However, a jury accepted his argument that he was innocently duped by errant tax advisers, and acquitted him on the most serious charges.

"The fact that Snipes was acquitted on two felony charges and convicted 'only' on three misdemeanor counts has been portrayed in the mainstream media as a 'victory' for Snipes," the government document says.

This sounds like New Jack City all over again.

Highlights of Obama/Clinton Debate in Philly

Democratic Presidential hopefuls Hillary Clinton and Barak Obama squared off in what was the 21st debate of the campaign season. Prior to tonight, the last debate was in late February. Let's recap everything that has happened with these two since the last debate:

BARAK OBAMA
~ Photo of Obama in native Kenyan garb. Accusations of secret Muslim agenda.
~ Michelle Obama's 'proud to be an American' comment.
~ Geraldine Ferraro's comments.
~ Rev. Jeremiah Wright firestorm.
~ Obama's "A More Perfect Union" speech on race in America.
~ Gov. Bill Richardson endorsement.
~ Obama's 'bitter' comment.

HILLARY CLINTON
~ '3 a.m.' ad campaign
~ Clinton refuses to concede defeat
~ Won Texas and Ohio
~ Clinton's ex-pastor agrees with Rev. Wright
~ Chelsea's 'Lewinsky' response
~ Clinton likens herself to Rocky Balboa
~ Bosnia sniper fire fiasco
~ Clinton releases tax returns (made $109M from 2000-2007)
~ Hillary asks Bill Clinton to shut up about Bosnia.

Anyway, the Philadelphia debate aired tonight and with all that has happened since the last debate, there was much to be discussed. The question is, will they get beyond rehashing the same old sticky subjects and talk about the real issues? Here are the highlights:

The first 45 minutes were about silly stuff that won't go away in the news. The remaining 45 minutes were about the issues. Hillary Rodham Clinton hammered away at Barack Obama while an annoyed Obama accused her of turning off voters by pouncing on gaffes instead of discussing grave problems like the economy and Iraq.

Q1: Will either candidate consider the other for VP?
A1: No...we need to figure out who the Presidential nominee is first

Each candidate acknowledged that the other was capable of winning.

Q2: Sen. Obama - Explain the 'bitter' remarks
A2: He acknowledged that it is not the first time he has mangled a statement. Obama went on to say that people who feel that they are not being heard will rely on what they know, such as religion and traditions.

He said he was attempting to say that because voters feel ignored by government, "they end up being much more concerned about votes around things like guns where traditions have been passed on from generation to generation. And those are incredibly important to them." "People don't cling to their traditions on hunting and guns" out of frustration with their government, Clinton said. She added that Obama had a fundamental misunderstanding on the role of religion and faith.

Both pledged not to raise taxes on individuals making less than $200,000, and said they would respond forcefully if Iran obtains nuclear weapons and uses them against Israel.

They differed over Social Security when Obama said he favored raising payroll taxes on higher-income individuals. Clinton said she was opposed, her rival quickly cut in and countered that she had said earlier in the campaign she was open to the idea.

Clinton issued a first-ever public apology for having claimed erroneously that she landed in Bosnia under sniper fire in 1996 as first lady. "I may be a lot of things but I am not dumb," she said, "I wrote about going to Bosnia in my book in 2004. I laid it all out there. ... On a couple of occasions in the last weeks, I just said some things that weren't in keeping with what I knew to be the case. ... I'm embarrassed by it. I have apologized for it." She previously had explained her incorrect comments by saying she had misspoken.

Obama later erred by saying he had never favored a ban on handguns even though as a state Senate candidate in 1996 he filled out a questionnaire from an Illinois voter group saying he would support such a ban."My writing wasn't on that particular questionnaire ... as I said, I have never favored an all-out ban on handguns," Obama said, even though his handwritten notes did appear on its front page. The response to the question about guns was typed.

Neither rival was willing to say they would ask President Bush to serve in any capacity after he leaves office. Obama volunteered he would be "more likely to ask the advice of the current president's father. He said, that as president, George H. W. Bush had presided over a "wise foreign policy" at the time the Cold War was ending.

Of course the Rev. Wright issue came up and they also debated some of the issues, but for the most part, it was much of the same.

On a side-note, I always enjoy the buzzwords and phrases that are tossed around by every news organization and pundit when certain topics become hot. Remember these: Hussein, patriotism, ready on day one, experienced, reject, denounce, incendiary, inflammatory, divisive, historic, race conversation, bitter-gate, elitist, shame on you.

Read election coverage at Newsday.com, AOL or CNN.com

99% Chance "the Big One" will Hit California within 30 Years

For as long as I can remember, I have always heard about "the Big One." The big earthquake that would hit a California fault line and cause the whole state to fall into the ocean (this was my adolescent interpretation of the event). I have never moved to Cali for that very reason. I never wanted to be there when the earthquake came.

Well, now scientists are saying that there is a 99.7% chance that a large magnitude (6.7 or larger) earthquake will hit the west coast by 2037. The 1994 Northridge earthquake under Los Angeles' San Fernando Valley was magnitude 6.7.

Every region of this nation is prone to some kind of natural disasters. Here in south Louisiana we have hurricanes. On the west coast it's earthquakes. In the midwest it's tornadoes (and corn dust...have you ever been in Indiana during harvesting season?!)...no matter where you live, the potential for the earth to spin and shake is great. Call me crazy, but I'll take a hurricane over an earthquake any day. California is a beautiful place to visit, but I won't be buying property there any time soon. At least not until around 2038.

Do You Know What Today Is?

APRIL 15th! Yes, it's federal income tax filing deadline day. Many of us have already filed and received a refund, but to those of you who owe Uncle Sam and have procrastinated with filing, this post is just for you. Sometimes when I think my situation is bad, I'm reminded of the people who have it far worse than me. Many tax delinquents live openly and prosperously for years, even decades, while owing millions of dollars in taxes.

Singer Dionne Warwick owes $2.7 million in state taxes, according to the California Franchise Tax Board. The IRS has placed more than $1 million in tax liens against her for unpaid federal taxes. Public records show that her tax troubles started in 1990 or earlier.

Why didn't the Psychic Friends warn her that this was coming?

Sinbad --The comedian and actor -- whose full name is Sinbad Adkins -- owes
$2.1 million to the state of California, according to the California Franchise Tax Board. The IRS filed a $416,870 tax lien against him in 2006.

Catalina Vásquez Villalpando --The former treasurer of the United States --
her signature appears on paper currency printed during the administration of the
first President Bush -- owes $168,000 in taxes to Washington, D.C., the city
reports. She was convicted of tax evasion in 1994 for hiding income while in
office and served four months in prison.

Her signature is on the money and she owes back taxes?!

Good news for Sinbad and Dionne Warwick. On April 7, California reclassified more than 100 large tax debts as noncollectable and removed the delinquents from its published list. Those taken off the new list: Warwick and Sinbad among others.

Now for the rest of you - get off the internet and go get in line at H&R Block or Jackson Hewitt or somewhere...just get it done!

Dr. Phil Show Bails Out Jailed Teen in Videotaped Beating

Dr. Phil's show is out of control. Someone on his staff took it upon themselves to bail one of the teen girls accused in the recent videotaped, gang-style beating of another teen aged girl, out of a Florida jail. They posted bail for Mercedes Nichols, one of 8 teens accused in the vicious beating.

According to Dr. Phil's spokeswoman: "We have helped guests and potential guests in the past when they need financial assistance to come on the show... In this case, certain staff members went beyond our guidelines (re: the bail being paid)."

Now that the bad light has shown on Phil's show again, they have decided to cancel the whole story, citing that posting the girl's bail was a "violation of the show's rules." Yeah, Phil. They just had a nasty incident with Phil gossiping about his "counseling" session with Britney Spears.

Oprah, come get your protege.

The teens, whose ages range from 14 to 18, face kidnapping and misdemeanor battery charges. Three also face a felony charge of witness tampering. The state attorney's office says all will be tried as adults. They videotaped the beating so they could get a lot of hits (views) on either YouTube or MySpace.

It's obvious that the girl getting beat up has no sense of self-defence. We had this discussion over dinner today. Parents: in this new age of cyber-bullying and teen violence, what do you teach your daughters about defending themselves?

SNL Spoofs General Petraeus Testifying Before the Senate

Yes, I watch C-Span and C-Span 2. On Friday nights, Saturday afternoons or whatever time I feel like watching it so go ahead and get your little giggling out of the way so I can move on to my story!

Anywho, I may be the only person in the world who finds the Code Pink protesters at the House and Senate committee meetings absolutely hilarious. I'm not debating the validity of their protests. They are very passionate about their mission, but it's just hard not to laugh when they're in action in these live televised committee meetings. They sit in the room dressed in pink, holding up "bloody" hands or the two-finger peace sign, or poster board signs that look like the kids at my church made them during Sunday school, and wearing statue of liberty crowns. The public is free to attend these meetings, so the pink protesters can remain as long as they do so in silence and don't stand up.

Okay, since none of you has watched C-Span long enough to notice stuff like that, check out the clip below. Then, check out the Saturday Night Live segment spoofing the largely publicized Gen Petraeus testimony concerning progress in Iraq (including questioning by the 3 Presidential candidates). In the middle of the testimony, the Code Pink protesters get 6 seconds to be disruptive.


Quick snippet of a real House committee hearing featuring Code Pink:


SNL Spoof of Gen. Petraeus hearing w/a 6 second break for Code Pink protesters:

Ohio State Troopers Disciplined for Klu Klux Klan Photo

Yes, in 2008, 3 Ohio state troopers based in Sandusky, Ohio (been there, Cedar Point amusement park is fun, fun, fun! the roller coasters are crazy!!!) have been disciplined for taking a picture of one of the troopers dressed in a makeshift KKK outfit. The troopers claim that they were imitating a Dave Chappelle comedy sketch where he portrays a Black, White supremacist (which by the way, is hilarious, but so inappropriate and just plain dumb for officers of the law to duplicate on the job!).

Let me point out that the 3 officers are white men, and Dave Chappelle is a black man who was mocking the Klan. Sure, the 3 officers have the right to mockkk the klan too, except this was done as a joke on the eve of the Martin Luther King, Jr. holiday after the troopers had had a discussion about the holiday. None of the 13 troopers assigned to the Sandusky post are black.

They are too grown for this foolishness. I guess they'll have an emergency diversity training class in Sandusky soon. If they need a trainer I'll go if they'll give me a free pass to Cedar Point.

*waves hands like on rollercoaster*

Read the full story here.

Pennsylvania Woman Killed Over Dirty Dishes

The badly decomposed body of a 64-year old Philadelphia woman was found by her son and brother on Friday, in the corner of her bedroom, tightly wrapped in linens. Investigators estimate that she had been there for 3 or 4 days.

The woman's 20-year old roommate, who had just moved in a few weeks ago, has been arrested for murdering the elderly woman over an argument about dirty dishes.

I have dirty dishes in my sink right now, and I don't feel like washing them. I'm glad I don't have a roommate.

(source)

Here's the news footage from the local CBS affiliate:

Drivers in N.Carolina Line Up for 35 Cent Premium Gas

Last week, I told you that I would really jump on board with caring about Jay-Z and Beyonce's marriage if somebody could prove that their union would cause the price of gas to go down (among other things). Well, let's just say I'm on board with Jayonce. Remember when I said,

"I'm leaving right now to go wait at the gas station for them to change the price of premium to $1.00/gal. Surely this wedding is a sign from heaven. *lifts hands and weeps*

Well, guess what? It happened, I was just waiting at the wrong station!

Between the hours of 9am and 6pm on Thursday, April 10th, a Wilmington, NC gas station accidentally had their pumps set at $0.35 for premium when instead it should have been $3.35. (You do the math. That station lost a LOT of money!)

Hundreds of drivers waited in line at the station, triggering the need for police to intervene and maintain crowd control and clear traffic jams. Only after NINE HOURS of hundreds of vehicles passing through the station did someone notice that maybe something unusual was going on. Why did it take the station employees 9 hours to pick up on that? To top it all, one employee, Shane Weller, actually complained that customers paid the cheaper price all day without saying a word. “People had been coming in all day stiffing us, not telling us nothing,” Weller said. “They knew something was wrong because regular gas was still $3-something a gallon, and when have you ever known premium gas to be lower than regular?” (full story)

*clasps hands like when little children pray*

"Hi, Lord it's me. Please let it happen in Baton Rouge. Thank you. Amen."

UPDATED: Tavis Smiley's Statement About Leaving the Tom Joyner Morning Show

Late Friday, Tavis Smiley issued a statement (source):

There is no way to put into words the love and respect that Tom Joyner and I have for each other, or the love affair that I've had with TJMS listeners for almost 12 years now.

Due to the overwhelming amount of phone calls and e-mails I have received from listeners and other media, I wanted to briefly clarify a few issues that I will address more fully in my regular TJMS commentary on Tuesday morning, April 15, at 8:20 a.m. ET.

I did not "quit" the Tom Joyner Morning Show effective immediately. In July I will celebrate my 12th anniversary with the show, and as I discussed with Tom, it is my intention to take on the issues of the day in my commentary twice every week with the same energy, passion and commitment until the end of June.

Contrary to what has been suggested, I have decided to clear some things off my plate so that I can devote my time and attention to some exciting and empowering projects that The Smiley Group, Inc. and other divisions of my company have underway this summer, this fall and beyond.

I look forward to continuing the dialogue on Tuesday and in the coming months.

Read Tom Joyner's blog comments about Tavis' resignation here.

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Tavis Smiley Leaves Tom Joyner Morning Show

I heard this on the Tom Joyner Morning Show this morning. Tavis Smiley has resigned from his weekly commentator gig on the Tom Joyner Morning Show. The resignation is not effective immediately and Joyner has asked Smiley to reconsider. Though Smiley agreed to give it more time, he also informed Joyner that he pretty much had his mind made up.

According to Joyner, the reasons Smiley cited for parting ways with his long-time friend and supporter's show are due to an overload of other projects: bus tours, publishing company, documentaries, etc. Though moving on to greater projects is a valid explanation, even Joyner speculates that because of Smiley's deep love for Black America, he has been deeply wounded by the criticism and the recent push back from listeners.

Tavis Smiley has been a weekly commentator on the Tom Joyner show since 1996 according to Wikipedia. Recently, Smiley has been dogged by listeners and has drawn sharp criticism for his seeming lack of support of and what has been perceived as negativity towards Presidential candidate Barak Obama. Smiley has maintained that his stance is to remain objective and openly critical of all candidates, but his commentaries concerning Obama, especially concerning Obama's choice to not participate in the State of the Black Union, have been especially divisive to his fan base.

Smiley developed a friendship with host Joyner; together they began hosting annual town hall meetings beginning in 2000 called "The State of the Black Union" which are aired live on the C-SPAN cable television network. Smiley also used his commentator status on Joyner's radio show to launch several advocacy campaigns to highlight discriminatory practices in the media and government and to rally support for causes such as the awarding of a Congressional Gold Medal to civil rights icon Rosa Parks. Smiley hosted BET Tonight until 2001, when in a controversial move, the network announced that Smiley's contract would not be renewed. This sparked an angry response from Joyner, who sought to rally his radio audience to protest BET's decision.

As soon as there is an official published report or statement from Smiley, I'll post a link. Stay tuned...

Steaming Hot Cat Poo Coffee Only $100 a Shot

So you say you're not a morning person? Too high class for the "cheap" coffee at the local Starbucks? Are you a coffee connoisseur, always searching for the richest, most aromatic, most exotic bean the world has to offer? Then look no more...

The Peter Jones store in London is now brewing Caffé Raro - one of the world's rarest and most premium coffees. Caffé Raro combines Jamaican Blue Mountain and Kupi Luwak, two extremely rare coffees. (source & videos)

The beans of Kupi Luwak are harvested after being ingested (yes - ingested, digested, and expelled) by civet cats, and only about 260 kilos (about 573 pounds) of the coffee is produced each year.

"The cats select the best beans to chew. It's rather like a natural filtering process," said Carie Barkhuzen, a spokeswoman for the upmarket store in London's upmarket Sloane Square.

The coffee, which went on sale Thursday, is available at $100 for a shot at the Peter Jones Espresso Bar, or shoppers can buy 100g (3.5-ounce) packs of the coffee beans to take away for the same price.

Get it while it's hot [pun intended].

Luther Vandross' Mother Has Passed Away

I heard this morning on the Tom Joyner Morning Show that Evangelist Mary Ida Vandross, mother of the late Grammy Award winning singer Luther Vandross, has passed away.

Mrs. Vandross was the last surviving member of the Vandross family. The evangelist spent her latter years as a strong advocate and spokesperson for 'Diabetes Aware' campaign, due to the devastation the disease had caused in her family. In a 2006 article published in Jet magazine, she says, "I want people to listen and actually hear what I am saying. You realize what I am going through. I have lost three children and one grandchild to diabetes. I have also lost my husband and mother to diabetes-related illnesses. (Daughter Ann died of complications from asthma). I am a lonely person. I had four loving children, now I have no children. You don't know how empty my life is sometimes. No one knows what it feels like. I don't want anyone to hurt like I am hurting and be lonely like I am lonely. Go and be checked for diabetes. Do it for your loved ones, do it for yourself."

Finally, Mrs. Vandross can dance with her family again.

Polygamy Teens Forced to Have Sex in the Temple

I'm really tired of talking about this foolishness. This whole thing is a tangled nest that will unravel for years to come. I think this will be my last post about it.

Anyway, the business at the polygamy compound in ElDorado, Texas gets more uncomfortable. The details of the lifestyle of the camp are being made public and it's not a pretty picture:

Teenage girls were required to have sex in the temple immediately after they were married. There's a bed in the temple (yes, one little nasty bed for all those people) where males over 17 are to have sex with girls under 17. Agents report that the bed had disturbed linens and what appeared to be a female hair (I guess the hair was long enough to assume it belonged to a girl). They've found marriage records for girls as young as 12 and 13 to older men. Births among teens. A 16-year old with 4 children. About a dozen children with chicken pox. Kids don't really know who their parents are - claiming multiple mothers or don't know at all. And on top of all that, authorities are still not sure whether they have the girl who made the original call in protective custody.

Now, stepping outside of the obvious tragedy of this situation and my personal beliefs, let me pose a question. Would we be outraged if this scene was taking place in the jungles of South America or the mountains of New Guinea or in the African bush? We all know that polygamy is tradition in other cultures and based on some of the episodes that I've seen on the Discovery Channel and the Travel Channel, not all of the girls are overjoyed about their lifestyle either. Many are forced into marriage with men they have never met. They become young brides and often the victims of abuse and rape. I'm sure if they had access to cell phones and rescue hotlines, they would be trying to get out of there, just like the 16-year old who blew the whistle on the Texas sect. In indigenous cultures, boys become men at puberty and girls become women (and eligible for marriage and childbearing) at puberty. Why are we so comfortable with this way of life in other cultures (even sitting down with family members to watch repeatedly), but outraged by it in Texas? Is it because we consider indigenous cultures uncivilized? Don't throw stones at me, it's just something to think about as we freely toss our morality around. I'm not saying that it's right, just making an observation on our sense of justice.

What do you think?

Black Men Beware!!! Man Threatens Black Celebrities...

...who like White women!

COLUMBUS, Ohio (AP) -- An Ohio man has been indicted on charges that he threatened to blow up the U.S. Supreme Court and attack black men, including a justice on the court, according to an indictment filed Wednesday.

David Tuason, 46, targeted black men known to affiliate with white women, well-known white women who had relationships with black men, and children of mixed-race parents, federal authorities said.

Over the span of 20 years, Tuason has sent emails and letters threatening Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, office personnel at Jordache Enterprises, the Kent State Women's Basketball Team, several Ohio high schools, and the Severance Hall home of the Cleveland Orchestra among others. Supreme Court spokeswoman Kathy Arberg confirmed that a threat was made against Clarence Thomas but refused further comment.

The threats he's accused of are mostly alike, promising physical violence against black men associated with white women. Tuason is in the custody of U.S. Marshals and has been indicted. "It's been a very long, enduring case," FBI spokesman Scott Wilson said. "Basically it's a case we never gave up on." "As far as we know, it's a one-man operation."

Somebody better sound the alarm and warn most of the brothas in the NBA, NFL, & MLB that anybody who has jungle fever, or is a by-product of said union, is a potential target. Hurry up and call Tiger Woods, Michael Jordan, Barry Bonds, Taye Diggs, Seal, Ice-T, Michael Jackson (wait, should he count twice since he is a white woman?), Thomas Jefferson's offspring, Heidi Klum, Mariah Carey, Halle Berry, Barak Obama, Bill Clinton (my bad, he's not black anymore...LOLOL!!!), and O.J. - nevermind, you can have him.

Bill & Hillary Clinton Sharply Disagree on Free Trade

Interesting. So, the Clintons have agreed to disagree over the Colombia free trade agreement. Hillary staunchly opposes saying, "the Colombia free trade deal, in my view, is not appropriate because of the history of suppression and targeted killings of labor organizers in Colombia. There is an argument that there has been some improvement and change by the Colombian government but it is not enough for me."

On the other hand, Bill has been a supporter since 2000, raking in $800,000 from Gold Service International, a development group based in Bogota, Colombia, that supports the Colombia free trade deal. The payment was for appearances in Mexico, Colombia, and Brazil in 2005. (I wonder if Hillary opposed Bill's profits from the deal. Will she reject & denounce his interest bearing accounts?)

Yes, it's perfectly normal for couples to disagree. What's interesting is the position that Hillary presented early on in her campaign, that a vote for her was a vote for the Clinton presidency of old. Many are supporting her because they remember Bill's legacy...but, is it just that? Bill's legacy, not Bill & Hillary's? With their seemingly numerous, sharp disagreements on policy matters, it makes you wonder how much different a Hillary White House would be from Bill's White House (I certainly don't think you'll find interns under Oval Office desks...lol!)

Since she is semi-campaigning on her husband's merits, but she so strongly opposes some of his accomplishments, it kinda makes me wonder if Mrs. Hyde will show up if she's the one who will get the master key to the West Wing.

Will the real Hillary Clinton please stand up?

Louisiana Man Cuts Grass in a Skirt...Doctor's Orders!

Ordinances against exposure of genitalia or underwear primarily due to the sagging pants style have popped up all over Louisiana. In the small town of Clinton, near Baton Rouge, a man named Jay Herrod has a very personal problem with the enforcement of the ordinance (story).

Mr. Herrod has a lawn cutting service and due to a medical condition (heat rash) he has doctor's orders to wear a skirt at all times during the summer. This means that Jay sports his mini while on the lawnmower as well as running errands around town. The skirt is not that big a deal, but when the wind blows or when Jay is sitting on his mower, his underwear is exposed which is in direct violation of the city's ordinance.

Herrod's customers don't mind his uniform. "He cuts the yard in a hurry, does a good job. I don't have any problems. That's what I was interested in. Don't pay attention to what he wears," says Carline Kimbro, "I don't really get fired up about it. And I don't see any reason for anyone else to. If you don't like it, don't look."

From time to time, Herrod's skirt does fly up, but Herrod says he dresses this way for a reason, and he should be the exception to that ordinance. "One doctor told me the only thing for me to do was wear a skirt....Allows that area to breathe and wearing skirt on mower allows sweat to evaporate."

Yes indeed. Please check out the video. The article just can't tell it all.

photos by: Josh Meeks/WAFB-TV

2 Year Old Dies After Being Beaten With Video Game Controller

Two-year old Darisabel Baez died after being beaten by her mother's boyfriend. 26-year old Harve L. Johnson admitted to using a video game controller to beat the toddler, but did not say why. He was already in jail on counts including aggravated assault and reckless endangerment and now the charge of homicide has been added.

The girl's 19-year old mother, Neida E. Baez, was charged with endangering the welfare of a child because she did not intervene or try to get help for the child.

Authorities say that due to the extent of the child's bruising, it is evident that this was not the first time she had been beaten. The coroner said that it was one of the worst cases of child abuse that he had ever seen.

Apparently, the mother heard the girl scream but didn't pay much attention until the boyfriend brought the girl to her limp and wet. He had attempted to revive her in the bathtub. (source)

I have 2 words: electric chair....and make sure he's wet

Singer Toni Braxton Hospitalized

Fox 5 News in Las Vegas reports that Grammy Award winner Toni Braxton was admitted to St. Rose Dominican Hospital sometime after her show Monday night at the Flamingo. Hospital officials say that she is in good condition after being admitted overnight with chest pains.

It is known that Braxton suffers from a form of heart disease called pericarditis which is an inflammation of the sac surrounding the heart. At a fit 110 pounds, the 40 year old Braxton is that last person you would imagine with heart disease which is exactly why she is the spokeswoman for Campbell Soup Co.'s GoRedWithCampbells.com.

According to an article published just this past January in Newsweek.com, last year Braxton found out that she also had high blood pressure: 160/105 without medication. Now she takes a beta-blocker to lower it and walks on a treadmill at least 20 minutes a day. She also tries to resist her salty favorite foods, like burgers with bacon. Instead she opts for "vinegary salads," asparagus and low-sodium chicken and jambalaya soups.

"You can be in your 30s, less than 115 pounds, exercise—and have heart disease." Women can take steps to help prevent coronary disease, including not smoking, exercising at least 30 minutes a day, losing weight if necessary and eating a diet rich in fruit and vegetables.

We have to take care of our bodies. We only get one! Today is Tom Joyner's 'Take a Loved One to the Doctor' Day. Pledge to take someone (or yourself) to the doctor...it could save their life.

Villagers in India Worship Baby Born with 2 Faces

You can read the full story if you want to. I know you just wanted to see the pictures.

Sushma, left, and Vinod Singh pose with their daughter Lali at their residence in India. Lali was born with two faces on March 11. Her father says she is doing well and villagers are worshipping her as the reincarnation of a Hindu goddess.
Lali has a rare condition called craniofacial duplication. She has two noses, two sets of lips and two sets of eyes. "She drinks milk from her two mouths and opens and shuts all the four eyes at one time," said the director at the hospital where the baby was born.
Rural India is deeply superstitious and the little girl is being hailed as a return of the Hindu goddess of valor, Durga, a fiery deity traditionally depicted with three eyes and many arms.

All photos by Gurinder Osan, AP

Carrie Underwood is My Kind of Girl

I have a confession to make. I have a serious girl-crush on Carrie Underwood and have for a while now. If I were a guy, she would be posted all over my bedroom wall. I am such a stan. I camp out on CMT or GMA sometimes, just to catch one of her videos or maybe a performance at the Grand Ole Opry. Not only is this girl super cute, but she can sang too!

But, don't let the cute face fool ya. My girl Carrie keeps it real. She just broke up with her boyfriend...via text message and never batted an eye.

"We broke up over text so . . . it's like 'peace out.'" Underwood assured
fans that there were no tears and that she's doing just fine.

Gangsta! LOL! Jesus take the wheel...

"I Was Raped" T-Shirt

I noticed this yesterday, but forgot to check and see what it was all about. According to a blog on the New York Times.com site:

In 2004, Jennifer Baumgardner distributed T-shirts with a bold message across their fronts in blocky blue text: “I Had an Abortion.” More recently, the Williamsburg-based writer and activist decided to apply her T-shirt approach to
consciousness-raising to the subject of rape.

After a few different versions were shelved, she turned to graphic designer friend Vinnie Angel. His concept: a safe with its door wide open, revealing inside a small note card that reads, in handwriting, “I was raped.”

What was she going for? A shirt that would let rape victims “own the experience,” she says, and would help chip away the cone of silence that surrounds a crime with humiliation at its core.

A shirt that would start conversations.

I think her next t-shirt should say " I Was Robbed" and have a picture of a gas pump in the background.

What do you think about "owning" experiences like rape, molestation, abortion, etc? I definitely think it takes awareness to another level when you can put a face on it.

Shreveport Stripper Catches on Fire During Performance

No, it wasn't due to friction on the pole.

The Shreveport Times reports that a 31 year old stripper's routine went up in flames. Seriously. She had a spark about her that night. Her moves were smokin' hot. She set the place on fire. Okay, all jokes aside...

On Friday, April 4, the exotic entertainment engineer's dance routine was too hot to handle (okay I'm sorry I couldn't resist one more). While performing her dance routine which included flame blowing, the dancer's face and neck ignited and she suffered second degree burns. Paramedics were called to the club around 4:30am where the woman was taken to the hospital, treated, and released. She's been performing the routine for a while, but this is the first accident.

The city’s fire and life safety code forbids this type of pyrotechnics inside a business without a permit. The club did not have a permit, according to Brian Crawford, assistant to the fire chief. Fire investigators told club management to stop any further flammable demonstrations. Club managers said they would comply.

No more flammable demonstrations? [ insert crude joke here ]

UPDATE: 16 Year Old Called in Tip at Polygamy Ranch

I'm sure more details about this drama will continue to unfold over the coming days. CNN.com reports that Texas officials raided the polygamist camp on a "tip" that came in from a 16 year old girl who called a family violence hotline on March 29th to report abuse, rape, and that girls as young as 13 were being forced to enter "spiritual marriages," have sex and bear children. After the first call, she made a second call to say that she was "happy and fine" and to take it all back.

(Question: How did she get the number to a hotline if she was in the camp with no access to the outside world? I seriously doubt if they had tv or radio and I know the telephone book wasn't sitting around. And who is the maverick in the sect with a cell phone that she got access to? ...just a few questions. Continue reading.)

She reported on the call that she was the man's 7th wife and that she was pregnant (again?) and that her parents were about to bring her 15-year old sister to the compound. She said church members also told her if she left the ranch "outsiders will hurt her, force her to cut her hair, to wear makeup and [different] clothes and to have sex with lots of men."

(If she's already being beat up and raped by her "spiritual husband" then bringing up life on the "outside" doesn't seem like much of a threat.)

The affidavit said while child welfare workers and law enforcement officers were searching the ranch, they saw a number of apparently pregnant teen girls who appeared to be minors and others who already had children. A total of 416 children have been removed.

(I have no more words.)
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Over 400 Children Taken in Raid on Polygamy Compound in Texas

Honestly, I've really been trying to ignore this story since it started last week. I don't know why, it just seems like another one of those David Koresh/Branch Davidian cult kinda scenes and I didn't feel like reading about it. Ironically, it takes place in Texas (the other ATF/FBI raid was in Waco).

Anyway, if you've been wondering what this is all about but haven't had the energy to really pay attention, here's the gist:

A polygamist group in ElDorado, Texas set up camp on a 1700 acre compound. Included in the family were over 400 children and over 130 women (133 left voluntarily which means that more stayed behind?). There were also an unspecified number of men who were not allowed to leave the compound. I guess they are presumably guilty of something and will be held pending further investigations. This is believed to be the biggest operation of it's kind in Texas. 401 children have been found and authorities believe that there are more (!!!). They are now burdened with trying to find foster care for the 401 kids that are currently in state's custody.

The compound was raided after one of the girls reported to authorities that sexual and physical abuse was taking place. It is also reported that one of the girls (possibly the whistle blower) was an underage bride who was married to a 50 year old man and gave birth at age 15.

Okay, I just have a few questions about polygamy. It's every man's dream to be with more that one woman with no strings attached right? But are 400 kids included in that dream? And why in 2008 in the middle of scorching hot West Texas are they dressed like Little House on the Prairie?! Is modesty really an issue when you get to pick which wife to sleep with every night and 15 year olds are married to 50 year old men? I mean really. Doesn't this just shoot holes in the theory that scantily clad women encourage promiscuity? To me, it looks like in polygamy world the rule is mo' fabric, mo' fun....right?

I'm just sayin. Maybe I need to change my game up and start wearing more clothes. I'm logging off right now to go put on a slip, a long nightgown and two housecoats and put my hair up in a bun. I bet I'll be married by the end of the summer. ...watch

Is Condoleezza Rice Eyeing the VP Spot Next to McCain?

If it hadn't been for a tip from a faithful CAARL stan, I would have allowed this to completely slip by me. According to CNN.com, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice may be positioning herself to snatch the Republican Vice Presidential nomination, but McCain claims to not see the signals.

John McCain said Sunday night he hasn't personally seen signals Condoleezza Rice is interested in running as vice president, following a report the Secretary of State is angling for the No. 2 spot on the Republican Presidential ticket.

"I missed those signals," McCain told reporters on his campaign plane. "I think she’s a great American, I think there’s very little that I can say that isn’t anything but the utmost praise for a great American citizen, who served as a role model to so many millions of people in this country and around the world."

Role model to whom? And what kind of signal is he looking for? A smoke signal? Does she need to send up flares? Does he want her to shoot one of her friends (and then make them apologize for being in the line of fire) so that she can prove she's Cheney-like?

Interesting paradox. For a woman who has built her career on her merits and not on her double minority status, it seems that when it comes down to playing hard ball for the second highest position in the nation, even Condi is willing to win at whatever the cost...even if it means being a token. The one thing that she fought her whole life not to be rewarded for may just turn out to be the key to her greatest achievement. I pose the question: Would Condoleezza Rice be an attractive candidate if there were no Barak Obama or no Hillary Clinton? Now that the Republicans need someone on their ticket to offset Barak's appeal to minorities and/or Hillary's appeal to women, is it time for Condi to tear off her business suit to reveal the red tights, white cape and the VP on her chest? Or maybe she should shock the world by stepping across her lifelong party line to be Barak or Hillary's VP instead of the Republicans' affirmative action hire. Now that would be something revolutionary....or something very scary.

Even when she's laughing it looks like her eyes are trying to steal your soul.

Naomi Campbell Arrested...again!

Miss SoBe Life Water herself... the baddest chick to ever hit the catwalk...the hottest woman to ever do the Thriller dance... the one who brandishes a cell phone like its a registered weapon...Naomi Campbell has once again reportedly been arrested.

I guess people still haven't figured it out yet. Naomi is just not somebody who appreciates bad news...ever! Campbell's publicist in Los Angeles, Jeff Raymond, wrote in an e-mail that Campbell was flying to Los Angeles for a Thursday memorial service. He said she checked two bags in at Heathrow Airport's Terminal 5 with plenty of time to spare and was told they would make the flight. He said once on the plane, however, Campbell was told one of her bags was missing.

Raymond said British Airways decided to resolve the situation by insisting Campbell leave the flight, and then called police to forcibly eject her from the airplane. After (or possibly during) the forcible removal, she allegedly spit at a police officer. I say she should plead not guilty. Maybe she had a mouthful of SoBe Life Water and a little accidentally squirted out towards the officer. Come on, it's happened to us all at some point.

(Question: why is Naomi Campbell still taking commercial flights? Shouldn't she be chartering private jets by now? just asking.)

Since the previous 2 day anger management didn't really work for Naomi I have the perfect solution to properly deal with this penchant she has for spontaneous thuggery. Send her off on a little vacation to the Cebu, Philippines to the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center where she and the 1,500 plus CPDRC inmates have a whole lot in common. She could get some much needed rest, continue to perfect her Thriller dance, stomp the yard and just be fabulous for no reason at all. We already know she looks good in orange. Check it out:

Teen Tries to Flush Newborn Down Toilet at School

At first glance, I thought this was an update to the story that hit the news a few days ago about the 14 year old who gave birth to a stillborn baby on a Continental flight and put the fetus in the wastebasket. To my horror, I realized that this is ANOTHER 14 year old in Texas who has had a baby, except this time she delivered the baby alive in the Jr. High school restroom, heard him cry and then tried to flush him down the toilet, which killed him.

The girl was taken to a hospital. People who knew her at school said she wore baggy clothing, and nobody suspected she was pregnant, The Houston Chronicle reported Thursday.

School officials learned of her pregnancy when another student who was in the restroom while the eighth-grader was in labor went to ask the school nurse for help, said Kathy Clausen, spokeswoman for Baytown's Goose Creek school district.

Authorities have not announced what charges the girl will face, if any. She is too young to be considered for the death penalty.


Feel free to comment. I am absolutely speechless right now.

UPDATE: Beyonce & Jay-Z Got Married

According to People.com, the super stealth nuptials took place Friday with a few close friends and family. There were a bunch of flowers, a penthouse party, etc., etc., etc.

I'm leaving right now to go wait at the gas station for them to change the price of premium to $1.00/gal. Surely this wedding is a sign from heaven. *lifts hands and weeps*

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Jay-Z and Beyonce Get Marriage License

And we care because...???

I normally don't blog about everyday celebrity chatter, but when I saw this posted on CNN.com as a top news story I couldn't resist. Jay-Z and Beyonce have been an underground couple since 2002 and People.com has reported that on April 1 they applied for a marriage license in Scarsdale, New York.

This wouldn't be the first rumored nuptials for the couple, so who knows if it's true or not. What's hilarious to me is that people are sitting around debating whether or not their marriage would work. I would really jump on board with caring about this if somebody could prove that the union of Jay-Z and Beyonce would:

1. cause the price of gas to go down

2. reverse the recession

3. bring the housing market back up

4. stop the war in Iraq

5. slow down global warming

6. take Beyonce off the scene long enough for Kelly Rowland to sell a few more CDs

Bonnie & Clyde may finally become Mr. & Mrs. Hov. Congrats. After work I'll swing over to Target to check their gift registry.

Senator's Husband Admits Paying for Sex

Can somebody call T.D. Jakes and set up a church service at FedEx field in Maryland? Invite all the congressmen, governors, mayors, senators, and cabinet members, in addition to pastors, evangelists, ministers, deacons, and choir directors for the express purpose of having a mass altar call. Can everybody just show up on the same day, admit to their sexual escapades, apologize to their spouses, repent to the Lord, and just move on?

So another political leader gets bitten by sex for hire, but this time it's the elected official's husband who was the customer. Sen. Debbie Stabenow's husband told authorities that he paid $150 for a prostitute. After getting caught up in a stake out at the Residence Inn in Troy, MI, Thomas Athans admitted to the police officer who stopped him "that he had just met a female at the Residence Inn, where he paid $150 for sex."

The doors of the church are open. Is there one?

UPDATE: Experts Have Doubts About 3rd Graders Plot to Attack Teacher

The AP reports that experts are skeptical about the 3rd graders determination to really follow through with the plot to harm their teacher. Although it was clear that they brought a glass paperweight in order to knock the teacher out, in addition to a steak knife, handcuffs, and duct tape, experts said children that age are certainly imaginative and capable of creating elaborate games. But Dr. Louis Kraus, a child psychiatry expert at Rush University Medical Center in Chicago, said he doubts they would have actually attacked.

"The reality is it is highly unlikely they would have been successful at this," Kraus said. "Even if it had begun, it's unclear whether they actually would have followed through with it."

Okay. If a 12 year old is capable of dancing at a strip club and making good tips, then I believe these 3rd graders fully planned to go through with this - Ocean's Eleven style.

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3rd Graders Plot to Attack Teacher

THE PLOT: A group of 3rd graders (8 and 9 year olds) at Center Elementary School in Waycross, Georgia brought a broken steak knife, handcuffs, duct tape and other items for the job and assigned children tasks including covering the windows and cleaning up afterward, police said Tuesday.

THE MOTIVE: They were mad at the teacher because she scolded one of them for standing on a chair.

THE TARGET: A veteran teacher who teaches students with learning disabilities (ADD, ADHD, etc).

THE PUNISHMENT: The students have been suspended, but the school system is trying to see how far they can go with the discipline since they are all under 13.

THE SAD PART: The principal seems to be in denial. "This is an isolated incident, an aberration. ... We have good kids," Center Principal Angie Coleman told the newspaper.

Yep, good kids who compiled duct tape, a steak knife, and handcuffs in a duffel bag and brought it to school. Unless they were bringing props for the school play "Extreme Home Makeover featuring Cops and Chefs", something is horribly wrong Principal Coleman. I hope this is an April Fools joke.

Nancy Wilson Hospitalized with Collapsed Lung

One of the greatest Jazz voices of our time was hospitalized on Monday with a collapsed lung (source). She is said to be in good spirits and expected to recover, but she will have to cancel at least one upcoming performance.

It is a life long dream of mine to attend one of her shows. She is absolutely incredible and I have been captivated by her voice since I saw her for the first time on the Cosby Show. At 71 she is still so elegant and the picture of style and grace. My mom knows how much I love to watch Nancy Wilson perform, so whenever she's on television, I always get a phone call letting me know that I need to turn on the TV! A good friend of mine, who had a band in North Carolina and is also an incredible singer, opened up for her several years ago....i am so jealous (love u Keryl!)

Speedy recovery Nancy. You're in our prayers!

Hillary Clinton = Rocky 2K8

If she was of a darker persuasion I would say - negro please! Okay Hillary, you are really starting to sound like a joke. She has actually come out with a new analogy of herself since the Bosnia/sniper fire/G.I. Jane thing didn't work, now she has moved on to another real American hero...Rockyyyyy Balboaaaaa (can't you hear the announcer's voice? lol!). So does that make Barak Obama the new Apollo Creed?

The AP reports that Sen. Hillary "Never Let 'Em Catch You In A Lie" Clinton feels that she and Rocky are kindred spirits. Recalling a famous scene on the steps of the Philadelphia Museum of Art from the 1976 Oscar-winning film "Rocky," Clinton said that ending her presidential campaign now would be as if "Rocky Balboa had gotten halfway up those art museum steps and said, 'Well, I guess that's about far enough.'"

"Let me tell you something, when it comes to finishing a fight, Rocky and I have a lot in common. I never quit. I never give up..."

You just have to think that at 12:01 tonight, she's gonna have a press conference with Bill and Chelsea by her side and with a big grin throw up her hands and say...APRIL FOOLS!

Hillary, GO SIT DOWN!