According to People.com, the super stealth nuptials took place Friday with a few close friends and family. There were a bunch of flowers, a penthouse party, etc., etc., etc.
I'm leaving right now to go wait at the gas station for them to change the price of premium to $1.00/gal. Surely this wedding is a sign from heaven. *lifts hands and weeps*
Jay-Z and Beyonce Get Marriage License
And we care because...???
Bonnie & Clyde may finally become Mr. & Mrs. Hov. Congrats. After work I'll swing over to Target to check their gift registry.