According to People.com, the super stealth nuptials took place Friday with a few close friends and family. There were a bunch of flowers, a penthouse party, etc., etc., etc.
I'm leaving right now to go wait at the gas station for them to change the price of premium to $1.00/gal. Surely this wedding is a sign from heaven. *lifts hands and weeps*
Jay-Z and Beyonce Get Marriage License
And we care because...???I normally don't blog about everyday celebrity chatter, but when I saw this posted on CNN.com as a top news story I couldn't resist. Jay-Z and Beyonce have been an underground couple since 2002 and People.com has reported that on April 1 they applied for a marriage license in Scarsdale, New York.
This wouldn't be the first rumored nuptials for the couple, so who knows if it's true or not. What's hilarious to me is that people are sitting around debating whether or not their marriage would work. I would really jump on board with caring about this if somebody could prove that the union of Jay-Z and Beyonce would:
1. cause the price of gas to go down
2. reverse the recession
3. bring the housing market back up
4. stop the war in Iraq
5. slow down global warming
6. take Beyonce off the scene long enough for Kelly Rowland to sell a few more CDs
Bonnie & Clyde may finally become Mr. & Mrs. Hov. Congrats. After work I'll swing over to Target to check their gift registry.
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