Friday, April 04, 2008

Naomi Campbell Arrested...again!

Miss SoBe Life Water herself... the baddest chick to ever hit the catwalk...the hottest woman to ever do the Thriller dance... the one who brandishes a cell phone like its a registered weapon...Naomi Campbell has once again reportedly been arrested.

I guess people still haven't figured it out yet. Naomi is just not somebody who appreciates bad news...ever! Campbell's publicist in Los Angeles, Jeff Raymond, wrote in an e-mail that Campbell was flying to Los Angeles for a Thursday memorial service. He said she checked two bags in at Heathrow Airport's Terminal 5 with plenty of time to spare and was told they would make the flight. He said once on the plane, however, Campbell was told one of her bags was missing.

Raymond said British Airways decided to resolve the situation by insisting Campbell leave the flight, and then called police to forcibly eject her from the airplane.
After (or possibly during) the forcible removal, she allegedly spit at a police officer. I say she should plead not guilty. Maybe she had a mouthful of SoBe Life Water and a little accidentally squirted out towards the officer. Come on, it's happened to us all at some point.

(Question: why is Naomi Campbell still taking commercial flights? Shouldn't she be chartering private jets by now? just asking.)

Since the previous 2 day anger management didn't really work for Naomi I have the perfect solution to properly deal with this penchant she has for spontaneous thuggery. Send her off on a little vacation to the Cebu, Philippines to the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center where she and the 1,500 plus CPDRC inmates have a whole lot in common. She could get some much needed rest, continue to perfect her Thriller dance, stomp the yard and just be fabulous for no reason at all. We already know she looks good in orange. Check it out:

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