okay, everybody say it together...WTF?!!!
My people just regressed about 100 years. I'm still speechless and overwhelmed that the Louisiana House of Representatives took up almost 10 minutes of valuable time on the last day and a half of session, with the fate of higher education and healthcare still hanging in the balance, to do this mess...not to mention the bonus performance:
Jesus be a Doppler 9000 Weather Radar and a hurricane tracking map.
Bobby Jindaaaaal, Bobby Jindal.
Thursday, June 25, 2009
WTF Files: Hurricane Chris Honored by La. House of Representatives
Thursday, May 14, 2009
I Just Got a Tweet from Kanye
...okay, not really. K.Wizzle is p.o.'d because his imposter is tweeting away and Twitter won't shut it down. Here's a little of what he had to say:Rumor Has It: Octo-Parents Jon & Kate Are Fakin' It For TV
Gettin' paid to pimp your kids must make this couple feel really good. Reports are that Jon & Kate are not really together anymore and are operating under a "special" contract. This is a travesty, and what's worse is that there are 8 kids who will be scarred by their parents' greed. Starring in a reality TV show should be off limits for families with young children.(Go to the source to see the video of Kate's brother spilling the beans.)
Kevin's (Kate's brother) wife Jodi says everyone ignored the problems in the marriage to keep the show's ratings high. She says: "The show is not reality, and has not been for a long time. This is a train wreck."
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
What's in a Name Corey Blount?
Jon & Kate + 8 - 1 x 15 yrs of child support + alimony = It's cheaper to keep her.
Talk about a bad decision. I don't care how bad it gets or how much you think you're in "different places", sometimes divorce is a very bad option. In the case of Octo-dad Jon Gosselin from the show "Jon & Kate Plus 8"...divorce will be very costly. He may want to re-evaluate his options.Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Wonderbras Unite!
After the scandal that erupted over Miss California, Carrie Prejean's choice to stand by her convictions during the Miss America pagent and the subsequent photos of her that were "leaked" to the media, Miss California has pledged that "from this day forward I promise I will use my naked breasts for good." (source)As will I Carrie. As will I.
*a single tear fell*
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
John Legend Makes Nutmeg Sexy
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I'm speechless...and suddenly craving some egg nog...heavy on the nutmeg please.
Monday, November 17, 2008
Sheikh Shakes Down Michael Jackson for $7M
Sheikh Abdulla bin Hamad Al Khalifa is seeking $7 million from the embattled singer at London's Royal Courts of Justice.Lawyers for Al Khalifa say the money was intended as an advance on a joint recording project. Jackson, however, claims the cash was a gift.
David Sherborne, representing Al Khalifa, says the case would mainly hinge on the nature of Jackson's friendship with the sheikh. (source)
You just can't make this stuff up. The jokes write themselves. Who gives away 7 million dollars Michael? Huh? What in the world did YOU give up to make you think that the cash was a gift? You know what...don't answer that. It would just be TMI at this point.
Friday, October 24, 2008
I VOTED TODAY!!!
I am TOO EXCITED! No, it wasn't my first time voting early, but it was the first time that voting meant so much more. As I approached the early voting location, the thought hit me (Divinely I believe) to document the moments so that they would be savored forever. I sent a series of emails to my friends each step along the way. I probably wasn't supposed to be taking pictures, but since I didn't get caught...here it is!2:30 PM:
So, here I am in line at the State Archives bldg. It's 2:30 and there are at least 100 people in line ahead of me and 50 more behind me. Not sure what happens after we make it into the auditorium or how many more people are in there!
2:52 PM:
After an 8 min coaching session on the 7 amendments from one of my fav advisors, I've made it into the auditorium. [I'm very ashamed to admit that I'd been too busy MANAGING A POLITICAL CAMPAIGN to notice that there were going to be 7 constitutional amendments also on the ballot. When I got to the voting location I was completely caught off guard and had to get some insight on them at the last minute!] There are 10 voting stations and about 3 ID verifiers/check in stations [actually there were 4]. The line is moving quickly. It's very fluid.
In about 5 mins, I will cast my history changing vote. What an awesome moment!!!
3:13 PM:
Okay, I'm in my car and I have to admit, I walked out a little emotional as the reality of what I've just done sinks in. I just voted for a brilliant, qualified, young, energetic, community serving, Spirit led, BLACK MAN to be President of the United States of America!!! I am sitting in my car in tears as if I can hear the voice of Harriett Tubman saying "don't turn back!" and MLK saying "I have a dream that someday..." and Langston Hughes writing "what happens to a dream deferred...". I hear my ancestors finally exhaling in relief. I hear my slave foreparents resting now, knowing that their labor was not in vain....and the chorus singing "...we shall overcome someday."
My heart is full of joy and I am completely overwhelmed, knowing that this moment will be shared for generations to come. In the words of Maya Angelou, "Barack Obama, we speak your name."
Now I'm drying my face and going to find something to eat.
Wow, what a day. Yes We Can...and Yes I Did!
Thursday, September 04, 2008
The Devastation of Hurricane Gustav: The Final Update
Well, it's day five post Gustav and I've grown weary of talking about it. My energy and attention is focused on my fellow Baton Rougeans who are still without basic services and supplies, so it's tough for me to keep talking about the devastation of the storm from behind a laptop and not be there to help.Tuesday, September 02, 2008
Gustav - Day Three: Assessing the State of the Situation
Our lights came back on at 3:15pm today...just as Dad had started to resume his intense generator repair project. Honestly, I feel a little guilty that we have all the creature comforts of electricity, food, and the internet, when so many of my friends are hot, bored, filing insurance claims, and in one case...homeless.Last night, people from the lower parishes of Louisiana spent the night with infants, elderly, infirmed, insane and all manner of other people in shelters, hotels, motels, tents, and homes across the nation. Some are hundreds of miles away, having been flow out of New Orleans by cargo plane or transported by train. Many were bused to northern parts of Louisiana, Mississippi, and Texas. Others drove themselves to destinations unknown.
While so many fled from areas below I-10, those above I-10 had no idea that today would look like this. The city of Baton Rouge is stunned and was caught very off guard by the direct path of destruction that Gustav left as his legacy. Every home is without power. No gas is available. No stores are open. Debris is everywhere. Over 400 trees fell on or through roofs. Three or four hundred traffic lights are down. Our city was preparing shelters for people from other places. We had no idea that a day later we would need to shelters to house our own.
My best friend Holly called me this morning and asked if I could find her a hotel room in Monroe. They have four children under age 7 (three of their own and a nephew who has been with them for a year while his mom is in Iraq) and the kids were restless and hot and the house was very dark. They, along with many others, hadn't properly prepared for long term inconveniences. In Baton Rouge, our hurricane prep has always been pretty light. We have always had the luxury of being able to go to a store after a hurricane - even if we lose power, at least Wal-Mart would always be open. If we needed gas, we knew we could just pull up to a gas station and fill up. Katrina taught us to keep cash on hand, because you can't count on the banks to be able to open or ATMs to work. Typically after a storm, even if you didn't really prepare beforehand, you still have access to basic services afterward, but this time is so different. No one expected to not have access to food or to gas. No one expected 100% of the city's residents would lose power. No one expected that they may have to wait as long as two weeks before power is restored. Not in Baton Rouge. That just doesn't happen.
After I quizzed Holly on her plan to travel north for a hotel room (which by the way, there are none), we soon realized that maybe that wasn't such a good idea and she should find another alternative. She text'd me later this afternoon to say that they had decided to go to Atlanta.
Tonight I sit and listen to the sound of the rain from an air conditioned house, typing on my dad's laptop. I am a passionately thankful person and I could fill a book with things that I am grateful for at this moment. Family. Friends. Shelter. Safety. Provision. Comfort. Amenities. Transportation. Sanity. Health. Stability. Peace. So many things that so many people are not enjoying at this hour. So many things that we take for granted daily. So many things that we think we deserve...times like this should humble us all.
We complain about the price of gas and milk, but as Americans, we fail to realize that even in our worst discomfort, we are still so blessed. People in other countries don't know what it means to have central air. They can't pop into the neighborhood grocery store and pick up fresh meat and fruit. They don't have cars to complain about not being able to fill up. They have babies with HIV/AIDS. They have genocide. They have slavery. They have dictatorships. They have famine. They have isolation. They have tents and huts. They eat what they can, when they can. They are being slaughtered and mutilated because of the way they look.
...and we can't fathom not having electricity for 14 days.
Maybe Gustav was the dose of humility that we so desperately need.
A group of pine trees fell on this storage shed. The trees fell on the power lines, snapped the pole and caused the lines to fall across the homeowner's truck.
A tree branch fell at my rental property and broke down the fence on the adjacent building. It also broke a window pane in one of the units and did a little surface roof damage.
This tree looks like it was struck by lighting, but the limb was completely torn off by the force of the wind.
Similar scenes were found around town. Monday, September 01, 2008
Tracking Hurricane Gustav - Day Two
Well, as you know, Hurricane Gustav made landfall in south Louisiana today. I'm still high and dry in north Louisiana. It's just starting to rain here and the wind is mildly gusty. There is an eerie darkness starting to fall. The kind that happens when the sun doesn't penetrate the clouds. There was no sunset today...just gloom.
This is a pecan tree that stands behind my rental property. My tenant leaned out of the window to take a picture of how it fell apart. No damage, only a broken window pane!I have a cousin who refused to leave Abbeville (south of Lafayette near the Vermillion Bay). We haven't heard from him.
Trees swaying in the windHurricane Gustav...Here We Go Again
Fast forward 13 years to Hurricane Katrina. (Check out this blog post I did reflecting on my experience after Katrina "Who Is Mr. Eddie?") The Gulf Coast really suffered, though with all hurricanes, Baton Rouge usually only gets wind damage, which causes mass power outages, and minor flooding. Being without power seems to be a mere inconvenience compared to the loss of lives and homes in other places. Nonetheless, Hurricane Katrina would go down in the history books as the storm of the century...
...until Gustav came along.
Tonight we sit glued to the television, waiting for the inevitable landfall of Hurricane Gustav. About 24 hours ago, I decided to evacuate from Baton Rouge. Although we are 60 miles inland and were not under an evacuation order, I chose to leave because I knew that we would probably lose power for close to a week and I would rather spend the next few days in the company of my family in north Louisiana than in my house alone listening to Gustav tapping on my bedroom window and serenading me with his wind song.
While out shopping with my mom, I decided to do a photo journal documenting the storm. Here's the first installment:
"Hurricane Gustav - Day One (Sunday, August 31, 2008)"
The sunset along I-20 won't look like this tomorrow.
Evacuation buses have rolled in and stopped for supplies.
There were mostly immigrants on these evacuation buses.
Many simply can't afford to evacuate.
I wonder if her smile will be found tomorrow.
Locals and evacuees raid the stores, preparing for the worst.
Carts filled with survival necessities...non-perishables, snacks...
...and water, water everywhere!
Gustav is approaching fast.
What will we see when we wake up?
What will she see when she grows up?
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
New Obama Ad Rips McCain
I like this. Quite entertaining. I wonder if this is Barack Obama's official exit from "silly season" and grand entrance into "pimp slap" season.
What do you think about it?
Sunday, August 10, 2008
Issac Hayes Dies
Saturday, August 09, 2008
Comedian Bernie Mac Dead at Age 50
Bernie Mac had been hospitalized with pneumonia for several days now and despite reports that he was responding well to treatment, his publicist has just announced that he has lost the battle and died at a Chicago hospital early this morning.Bernie Mac was hospitalized with pneumonia on August 1, 2008. Soon after, rumors of his demise had circulated, but were denied by his publicist. On August 2, 2008, a source close to the family said that Mac was in "very, very critical" condition. He was recovering from pnemonia, most likely brought on by his sarcoidosis, in a Chicago hospital. Publicist, Danica Smith said that he was expected to make a full recovery and that he was responding well to treatment and had been expected to be released from the hospital soon.
Mac had suffered from sarcoidosis, a tissue inflammation disease, since 1983. He had said that it had no effect on his daily life.
Deepest condolences to the McCullough family. Our prayers are with you.
Check out this video of an interview Mac did with Tavis Smiley in 2007. It's so timely.
The comedian starred in the critically acclaimed Fox television series ''The Bernie Mac Show.'' His film credits include roles in the ''Ocean's Eleven'' franchise.
The actor's upcoming movies include "Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa" starring Ben Stiller, Chris Rock and David Schwimmer; and "Soul Men" with Samuel L. Jackson and Isaac Hayes. (source)
Mac was married to Rhonda McCullough in 1977. They had one daughter, Je'Niece (born 1978), who attended Xavier University of Louisiana where she received both her bachelors degree in Psychology and Masters Degree in Mental Health Counseling. She has been married for three years and has one daughter, Jasmine, making Bernie Mac a grandfather. (source)
John Edwards Admits It
The part that I'm astonished about is that the National Enquirer broke the story back in October. That's ten months ago! So you mean to tell me that the National Enquirer has been right all these years? There really are aliens running a bar and grill in El Segundo? Elvis really lives at Neverland Ranch? The brown cow with two heads that is being raised on Bush's ranch in Crawford, Tx is the sole producer of organic chocolate milk with a natural enzyme that can allow it to be used as a fuel substitute?
We've been hookwinked! Bamboozled! The National Enquirer should demand a national apology for all the years of ridicule and glances of disgust it has endured at the checkout counters in grocery stores across America.
John Edwards was busted with his mistress Rielle Hunter a long time ago and because it was the Enquirer, no one realized the story was credible. Now Ms. Hunter is either Edwards' or a campaign aide's (Andrew Young, who is also married w/children) baby mama.
I guess Hillary just got bumped up a notch on the possible Democratic VP list.
Thursday, August 07, 2008
Texas Swinger Sex Club Taught Children to Have Sex
So while the John McCain is making videos about Britney Spears and Paris Hilton, pledging to rebuild another country by continuing a 100-year war, and wasting money on tire gauge gag gifts, this is what's happening on the mean streets of America. Where's Governor Bush when you need him?
In Tyler, Texas, Patrick "Booger Red" Kelly is on trial for helping to run swinger parties that forced children as young as 5 to have sex, prosecutors told jurors as the Mineola Swinger's Club trial began.
Kelly is accused of helping start a "kindergarten" where the children learned to have sex with each other and dance provocatively. From there, the children graduated to the sex club, which was a rented-out former day care and hospital in the tiny railroad town of Mineola. To help the children perform, prosecutors say, the adults gave them Vicodin-like drugs passed off as "silly pills."
An 11-year-old girl testified about taking "silly pills" and playing "doctor" with her younger brother at the club, where prosecutors say the siblings performed for paying audiences.The girl testified that before she got to dance at the Mineola club, she first had to graduate from a different kind of kindergarten. "What would learn at that kindergarten?" the prosecutor asked. "How to touch each other and how to dance," the girl replied. "How would they teach you how to touch each other?" asked the prosecutor. "They would use these dolls," said the girl. (source)
Wednesday, August 06, 2008
Usher Wants His Mommy
I know I cut you loose on Mother's Day as a "gift" to you, but I really need you now. You see, I thought that my wife could replace you. I thought that I was hot enough to make it on my own, but now that Lil' Wayne sold a million records in one week and I only sold 3 (did you buy the 3rd copy? Tameka bought the other two) I realize more than ever that I need you.
Love,
p.s. No, I didn't buy the third copy. I read the reviews.
Obama Says McCain & Co. "Take pride in being ignorant"
You gotta love this. By now, you've heard the hoopla surrounding Barack Obama's statement that inflating tires will reduce oil consumption. And SURELY you've heard the Republican belly laugh over the sheer ridiculosity (yes, I made that word up) of Obama's "energy plan". Well, turns out, Obama didn't make that statement uninformed. According to his team of energy experts, the U.S. could save 3 to 4% in oil consumption if every American would maintain the proper tire pressure and get regular tune-ups. Now, obviously this is not Obama's energy plan as the Republicans have tried to spin it. It was a response to a question that was asked while on the campaign trail. It's a practical, right-now solution that doesn't require a special Congressional session, legislation, nor Presidential approval. (Full article and video here).
McCain & Co. seem to find this solution very amusing. They would rather spend money making gag gifts to jab at Obama (tire gauges labeled "Obama's Energy Plan") than to get on board with something that will make a change right now. I wonder how much money they have spent on the tire gauge souvenirs? Wonder if an elderly couple could have paid their energy bill with that, or if a commuting mom could have refilled her minivan a few times with it.
In my mind, this just shows how out of touch McCain is with the American people. He is showing that he would be a President who would rather blow a few hundred or thousand dollars (or billion) to make an errant point than to be a good steward over the funds that the nation has trusted him with and do what's best for our people. Sounds eerily familiar doesn't it?



Okay, I'm in my car and I have to admit, I walked out a little emotional as the reality of what I've just done sinks in. I just voted for a brilliant, qualified, young, energetic, community serving, Spirit led, BLACK MAN to be President of the United States of America!!! I am sitting in my car in tears as if I can hear the voice of Harriett Tubman saying "don't turn back!" and 







