Can You Hear Micheal Jackson Screaming TGIF!

For the King of Pop, when it rains it pours. Michael had a rough week this week, and you know he's somewhere counting down to 5:00 so he can bust somebody's happy hour wide open. "Jesus Juice" anyone?! LOL!

Anyway, on Wednesday some chick tried to break into the Neverland Ranch. Billie Jean Jackson (yes, that's her name), 60, told a security guard at the front gate of the ranch that she was Jackson’s wife and this was her ranch, too, reported the Santa Barbara County Sheriff’s Department. (source)

Then, yesterday at the 11th hour he was able to save Neverland Ranch from being auctioned off next week. (source). You think Michael had a adjustable rate mortgage? This foreclosure thing is messing everybody up. I feel your pain Mike.

Billie Jean Jackson, if you're indeed his lover, you need to be giving Mike something on that mortgage. Upkeep at Neverland ain't cheap. And I don't know how you got to the ranch, but gas is too high to be wasting it on a blank trip. Get off the wall Billie Jean. The way to the man's heart is to put a little something in his escrow account.

Michael - here's to the good old days. Happy Friday...have a great weekend!